Well, this was a pretty boring season, huh? This finale alone was *three* hours and I felt like there wasn’t much material to base a full blog post on, but I sure will try. Of course it took less than two minutes for Chris Harrison to call this the “most dramatic Bachelor finale ever,” which…
Ah the Women Tell All. Where the women don’t really “tell all” but rather talk the same shit and hold the same grudges that they had all season. I love how they all act like they’re so different and changed. Like yes I get that it’s probably traumatic and self-reflective to watch yourself be an…
I’m 23 years old, and I work in the service industry, meeting new people everyday. Probably 1-2 times a week, someone, most often a male twice my age, has the following conversation with me: Dude: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No. Dude: Why not? Me: Kill yourself. Just kidding guys I’m not that mean!…
It’s Fantasy Suite Week! It’s Fantasy Suite Week! That’s right readers, it’s that time of year when our fair-skinned bachelor gets to bone three similarly fair-skinned bachelorettes on TV! But first, we need that special scene in which Ben describes each remaining woman using creative adjectives like “beautiful, amazing, and nice.” These lackluster descriptions are…
