Last night on The Chad Show, I mean, The Bachelorette, we all took two hours out of our holiday weekend to watch future BIP contestant Chad Johnson half-heartedly pursue Jojo and whole-heartedly consume deli meats. Everyone who say The Bachelor gets more viewers because the girls are more dramatic/crazy/emotional, I think this week has proven you…
The twelfth season of The Bachelorette kicked off last night without many surprises or change-ups. Looks like we’re in for another season of the same boring bullshit that for some reason, we can’t stop watching. The season began as it usually does, with a flashback to the last season. JoJo’s heartbreak was gleefully re-broadcast for…
IT’S BACK! Lucky for us, ABC is amazing at cranking out content very quickly. It’s almost time for the next Bachelorette! The premiere is Monday, May 23rd at 9/8c, but as a little amuse-bouche, we get to virtually meet the contestants in advance. These 26 beefcakes will be vying for our beloved JoJo’s heart and…
I’m dubbing 2016 to be the year of the slut. Because while slut shaming is still a very real problem (and a big no-no), there’s really never been a better year to be a ho. However, for some reason, long before we ever started to accept that it was okay for people (women) in our…
Every year, People Magazine releases their annual “World’s Most Beautiful” issue. The female counterpart to the famed “Sexiest Man Alive,” this issue highlights one woman that People selects as that year’s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman,” while also including quotes and tidbits from other, not quite as beautiful women of that year. Honestly, I do applaud People…
