The Bachelor Recap: Episode 8

SORRY WE MISSED LAST WEEK! Frreal sorry guys. We used to trade off between the two of us every week for recaps, but I’ve been out of commission due to law school, so my D&H partner has been picking up the slack and doing recaps every single week. It’s actually a shit load of work (feel…

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 6

So this episode was kind of a bummer, huh? I mean probably not more of a bummer than the fact that I’m still drinking wine and writing this recap at 6am whilst my parents head off to their respective fitness classes, but eh what can you do? These are the sacrifices I make for the…

Bipartisan Buddiez: February 7, 2017

We’re back with another horrifying week of news! We’re a day late, thanks to the nightmarish Super Bowl, but another segment of BBz is coming in hot. We’ve been getting some really great constructive feedback and recognize that some back-and-forth dialogue could take this idea up a notch, so we’ll try to incorporate some of…

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 5

HEY YA’LL. THIS WEEK LES UH HEAD ON DOWN TA N’AWLINS, WHERE THEY GOT DAT SPOOKAY VOODOO MUMBO JUMBO AND THE GATORS SNAPPIN’ IN DA BAYOU AND THE MYSTICAL SPIRITS OF LIL ANTEBELLUM GHOST CHILDS. I DO DECLARE! Sorry. I actually didn’t hate the dates this week as much as I expected to, with the…

Introducing Bipartisan Buddiez

Welcome to the inaugural segment of Bipartisan Buddiez! Hey everyone! Marisa here – one of the two distinguished bitches behind D&H. I’ve always been a pretty political person. Before the 2016 election made me want to hang up my boots (and die) forever, I actually used to consider politics one of my life’s greatest passions.…

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 4

My apologies for the late recap. I was busy doing more important things like running a multi-million dollar company. Oh just kidding, that’s not something I do, and neither does Corinne. As much as I don’t want to discuss Corinne, ABC appears committed to relentlessly shoving her down our throats until we’re subdued into a zombie-like…